I love it, I should buy stock in it.

Nah, I’m good.

I’m old, so I just drink my bubbly water, which is my really mature name for what is usually Crystal Geyser lemon sparkling water. I’ve never had a La Croix, i’m ok with that.

I work in a law firm, and definitely get the awkward hugs from men I work with. Handshakes would be fine, really, thanks.

Some people want to be watched...I’m pretty sure they probably have some idea about how visible they are.

I’m just so happy to see Romo having some fun. Miss that guy.

That’s not how good dads work!

I love this tweet.

I threw on bachelorette party like 15 years ago. Since the bride already had kids, we decided on a weekend beach trip. No strippers, but yes to drugs and alcohol.

At SFO they have signs by the elevators in the parking garage that say take a photo of this so you know where you parked. I was huh, good idea!

I should have done this in my old apartment. I constantly worried about if the door shut all the way or if I turned the coffee maker off. Probably twice a week i’d walk a block or two and then turn around and go home to check the door and coffee maker. I now just use a french press, and have to actively lock my front…

I’m with Bobby on this, when I started reading it the first thing I thought was, is she trying to sound like trump? It got less trumpy as it went on, I think it’s really the “I’ve got to tell you” line.

Oh god, the people that swing around from the straps are the worst!

Might as well bring this back too, since they (whoever the fuck they are, the fashiony people) are so damn insistent on bringing back everything 90s.

I like the huge sigh the reporter took before he started, like oh god, Ihave to actually report this crap.

Yes, her. I was thinking about her a few days ago, because I heard an ad for the attorney her family hired, Chris Dolan. I’m not of fan of him, at all. He recently appealed a plan for nuns in his neighborhood to help distressed families...he lost. I’ve worked for lawyers for over 20 years, and my father was one. Dolan…

Trump who wants to the ACA to implode, since he wasn’t able to remove 23 million from it, and drastically cut coverage, wants these people to move here for medical care for their child. Hmm, ok. Would he be paying for that care out of his pocket? Will they now get to sign up for ACA? It just seems so odd to me that…

I’d donate towards that.

Now I have to go dig up the photo of the assholes wearing  backpacks, while standing right in front of the sign telling them to take the damn backpacks off. I’m short, so I get hit in the head often with backpacks.

Me too! I grew up on a farm, shoveling horse shit everyday. Not a problem. I think i’m happiest when gardening, but the nastiness of those train...ugh!