I think I would first get to know you well enough to know what's on your present wish list. Then, I would solicit an attack from you. After you see me bloodied, and lying half-conscious on the floor you'd see the perfect present I'd gotten you drop from my jacket.
I screamed at him ever profanity, told him that he did not know who he was dealing with, and had unleashed a beast far beyond any that he was prepared to deal with. I picked him apart flaw by flaw, piece by piece, and screamed that he better not fucking ever so much as whisper out of line if he didn't want me to…
She's lying though. She regularly made jokes in her standup about peoples' plastic surgery (and always with the conditional that since she had gotten work it was okay for her to make fun of people for it), she used to frequently refer to 'big fat Oprah' whenever Oprah was having weight problems again. She would…
The ghost of my dead faith in humanity.
I seriously cannot believe burts made it to #1— obviously no one with chapped/ cracked lips voted because that damn shit is FULL of peppermint oil to BURN your mutha effn lips off.
I seriously cannot believe burts made it to #1— obviously no one with chapped/ cracked lips voted because that damn…
True. Obviously she doesn't read all the comments and has told people to stop following her if they don't like her. It's just so fucking weird and sad, that people put that much energy on someone they don't know. I'm sure people who have been legitimately wronged spend less time hating on the person who wronged them…
Now wouldn't that be a Ben & Jerry's flavor to die for, Vaseline's Cocoa Butter :)
It's not a sexy answer but... It's all that works for me.
High fives all around for the Only Child contingent.
There is no logical explanation for Katherine Heigl's career. None. Or Anne Heche's career, for that matter.
Hollywood's punishment of Mo'Nique's "attitude" problems is emblematic of the way Black and brown women and girls are punished for non-conformity to standards for white femininity (complacent, quiet, obedient, eager to please) throughout all our systems, beginning with school discipline. It is a punishment, y'all, and…
After all, everyone knows that the real racism is mentioning race in the first place. We're a colorblind society now, so if you talk about race you're just making things worse. After all, Martin Luther King Jr. said that we should never judge someone by the color of his skin, and so clearly if you think black people…
I'm a fan of "Forced-Birth." Forced-Birthers. The Forced-Birth movement.
Planned Parenthood does more to prevent abortions than conservatives do because Planned Parenthood treats the cause by working to prevent unplanned pregnancy. That is part of what conservatives really hate about PP. They also don't like that PP can help reduce the number of poor single mothers by reducing unplanned…
I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making…
Guys - this isn't about the parents passing the blame - who yes, do seem a little lax/complacent/naive/whatever.
