You are my kinda guy

Sounds like you need to get laid, then.

Ugh, you are so right. Just when I think it can't get even more batshit, I'm sadly shown that there is always room for more.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

This filled me with so much "I wish a mothafucka would"

I have a 5S lmaoooooo (shows how much I know)

How is she face timing without wifi though?

I always say that, for me, the ideal relationship would be 50% best friends and 50% amazing sex. So far, I've had a relationship that was basically 100% best friends, which was awesome for awhile, but was not sustainable past the 5 years we were together because sex is a highly important aspect of a relationship. And…

Because the only way to legitimize a crime is to report it to the cops. Ya know, the same ones that make fun of and demonize rape victims when they make reports.