TBF, I would brag about receiving even a form letter from Michelle Obama too.

Michelle Obama is out of everyone’s league.

Wow, I wonder how many unpaid interns toiled under pain of death so “Melania” could “pull this off?”

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

Megyn Kelly is to Fox like Ivanka is to her father’s administration.

For real, Megyn “Ultimate White Feminist + Santa Is Just White” Kelly is a garbage person but I’m glad she complained. No one deserves sexual harassment.

Oh yay, another “conservative” who only gives a shit when something directly impacts them.

“If you don’t like what’s happening in the workplace, go to human resources or leave.”

“What did you do today honey?”

“Oh, I investigated a baby. For terrorism.”

I’d like to know how much money was spent on time and resources to pull off that genius move.

A three-month-old baby was taken in for questioning at the U.S. Embassy in London

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

Seattle’s tax march was... kinda weird. The speakers at the rally went on for way longer than planned and the last group of folks basically told off the whole crowd (all couple thousand of us) for wearing pussy hats (some of us were). Anyway, here’s the sign I made for my mom:

I love a good protest, but now is time for results:

Of course Trump has the biggest and best health violations. I expect nothing less from a kitchen that takes an expensive steak, burns the shit out of it, then douses it in ketchup.

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

Really? A person couldn’t take 5 minutes to read the whole article? You seem to have spent more time coming up with your self-righteous response rather understanding the context of the situation.

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

My highschool’s student council ran more efficiently than this clusterfuck of an administration. I don’t think Trump could even organize a dance for 16 year olds, at this rate.