Also, have you guys fucking seen this?

Remember how Republicans were wailing about Pelosi’s saying “you have to pass this bill to find out what’s in it”? At least the ACA had actual committee hearings, amendments, expert testimony, debate etc. This is just a complete cluster-fuck from the GOP.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

Salma Hayek...and his first move was to have the National Enquirer print a story saying he didn’t want to date her because she’s short (wtf). Then he called her to let her know that was fake news and that he’d be happy to date her. 

Republicans are enemies of the American people. Period. Literally. Full Stop. They are domestic enemies and should be treated as such.

“And once we get it done, and then we can have the chance to really explain it.”

insurance companies may no longer be required to cover prenatal care, maternity and newborn care, mental health, prescription drugs, emergency visits, hospitalization, outpatient care, preventative care, and more.

Can we just kill this entire movie instead?

Republicans Rule Book...

These guys are fucking obsessed with the idea that maternity care and maternity leave is “getting one over on them.” See also: Gorsuch’s comments to his law students about the delicious scam of maternity leave. God forbid they have to help pay for the babies they claim to love and value so much. Women should only…

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

If you wanted to go to law school with a kid, you should have been born a man like God intended.

Once again, the same party that opposes abortion supports legislature that would increase them. What on earth do you think will happen if a woman who didn’t opt into maternity plans gets pregnant? When my parents moved to the US my mom had to move back for a few months because I was a preexisting condition. Luckily…

I’ve talked here before about having my son in my first semester of law school.

It’s like they can’t help themselves from sounding and looking completely out of touch.

This is what happens when a president has no interest in policy whatsoever. He’s letting the patients run the asylum while he’s busy watching cable news, tweeting, and golfing. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised because he never had any coherent thoughts or proposals during the campaign.

God, Trump is bad at this. By this, I mean everything.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

Not really clear on what they expected him to say? I mean, he says, “Hey, folks still working at US Weekly, this is going to be really good for you and the people who have acquired you are good people to work for,” and he says, “Hey, folks who are still working with us, don’t worry, this is part of a bigger plan…