Don’t be a fucking dick at somebody’s wedding. Seriously. You can’t possibly believe that you’re a good person if you knowingly go to their wedding day - the most important day of their life - looking to hurt their feelings. Leave the chick alone and throw darts at her pic if you need to get whatever residual feelings…

I don’t know why but hating on Jonathan Cheban is one of my greatest pleasures in life.

To my mind this confirms everything Kim said.

Next week is going to be awesome; truly, the dinner party from hell.

Reading between the lines of Bethenny’s description of Dorinda and John being OOC in the Hamptons, I think Dorinda and John are coke-heads and that’s why she keeps him around while seeming to kind of hate him and why she is so crazily aggro sometimes.

Let’s be real, Taylor probably fanned the flames of a Selena/Orlando pairing because bad blood and all that shit with Katy.

I can breakdown it down for you quick:

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.

Bethenny calling out the new girl’s potential eating disorder in the 1st episode - yowza! Also, I really dislike John but totally chuckled when he did the ol “what’s on your shirt”/nose boink trick. Mostly because he was so tickled.

His standup is pretty great. He’s also hilarious on the Eric Andre show.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

I love Southern Charm. In the first season I enjoyed the little hits of Patricia. But after last season I can’t stand her. She just seems so snobby, but not in a fun way. Not sure if she changed from the first season, or just my perception of her.

I missed the last half hour, so you might be right. But I need at least one person per show to like, and I can’t find it on SC. I’m so thankful that Erika Jayne came along to get me back into RHOBH. She is a VISION.

You are not alone. It’s like watching a chihuahua yapping at a Rottweiler through a fence knowing nothing will really happen.

Minority opinion: I find James’ taunting of Jax endlessly hilarious.

A few things: First, even Fox News has begun fact-checking Donald Trump during debates. Networks literally put powerpoint slides of his shitty tax plan up in real time. They play videos of him saying contradictory/controversial shit and then ask him questions about it. Saying that networks won’t fact-check him in the…

I’d enjoy Lala’s company. I would. I can’t explain it. Katie, on the other hand, would depress me so thoroughly I’d break into tears before she finished saying “Pucker and Pout.” And an hour with Sheana would have me Googling “Kevorkian Machine” or “Shay’s Vicodin Dealer.”

I will never quite understand how someone loses a bag of blow. I did it once. ONCE. And it was the worst 20 seconds of my life (until I realised I hid it in my right boob instead of left boob)

When that one dude started clapping after they ruined the painting I almost died of laughter.