“Business or pleasure?”

I agree. Fuck America back then and fuck America now.

If EVE Online has taught me anything about the future, it’s that epic space battles are disappointingly gonna look a lot like ants swarming a discarded piece of cotton candy on the sidewalk.

Every time this happens, I’m fascinated and confused.

Twitch streaming didn’t almost kill you, being sedentary and not exercising almost did.

I don’t have a good pic of it, but Shiny Gumshoos has a pink mullet, y’all.