kittyfantastico
kitty fantastico
kittyfantastico

“Happy International Women’s Day.”

What about anal sex, a la pegging? Because... hey, that’s still anal sex and I have to admit, it *does* make me feel like a true, fierce, powerful woman. :P

That was the line where I had to stop, laugh, shake my head, say “no no no” and wish I had the money to fly to NY and stand outside these meetings and stage interventions.

This guy finishes up with his Superstar Machine meetings and immediately heads to his local MRA hangout and is high-fived by everyone there.

I’m surprised to hear him described as an “unlikely looking” guru, because he looks exactly like I’d picture a smug, middle-age self-defined guru who tries to control younger women.

For the love of all that is holy i really hope they tap you to write a response to this article.

Glycerin can cause yeast infections in those who are prone, yes.

Whatever, it’s gonna be Jon. He is ice (others) and Dany is fire (dragons). Plus, can you imagine the amount of fire orgasms Melisandre would have if she saw Dany and her dragons. Girl is the princess who was promised.

This is my dream, but in my version, Shaggy gets Ramsey’s dogs to work for him, and Ramsey’s dogs join in the butchery.

This is the Ramsay-death we need.

I mean how great would it be if, as the Ramsay watches his army’s crushed by the north rallying behind Sansa and the immortal Jon snow with their wildling/giant army, he drags rikkon to the dog cages. He’s manic and blabbering as he slams the door and throws rickon to the floor. As he comes to his senses and prepares

Tommen seems to be easily influenced on either side - he doesn’t know what to believe and he’s caught in something he doesn’t want. Margery being imprisoned is going to continue to push the hand of the Tyrell’s. Despite their grudge Cersei is going to convince the Tyrell’s it’s time to depose the high sparrow. There

Well, I was definitely one of those people saying that Jon wouldn’t exploit a technicality like undeath to get out of his vows to the Night’s Watch. Guess I’d better get started then…

I feel like the Umbers have something planned with Rickon, and that the wolf head was a fake. PLEASE TELL ME I’M RIGHT AND THAT THEY WON’T REALLY KILL POOR RICKON!

I want to know which country she visited an erotic theater in.

Gwynnie,

Goop sex is where, after finishing, you take the bodily fluids that result, smear them on your taint and drag it across the floor a la butt scoot so you leave a trail like a snail.

Basically, this all means that the Kardashian/Jenner family tree is about to look like the tangled pile of wires behind your TV.

Thank you god, for showing me you exist with this wonderful and terrible blight. Kontinue to bestow us with these riches, as you did with Lot.

I feel like the Kardashians are setting it up so that thousands of years from now, much like Ghengis Khan, everyone will be able to trace their geneology back to them.