I found myself reading through it wondering why the restaurant brought her the same thing four times without asking what was wrong with the previous one. But it was a pretty good punchline.

Whaaaaaaaat? No rumpsore comments yet?

I chucked at that and I hate you so much for it...

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"

+1

She made a pro vaccination PSA and also declared that the unvaccinated aren't allowed near her baby.

So impressed with Bell right now!

Most of these stories eventually explain what the stupid person actually thought...the root of their stupidity...like not knowing what a scallop is or wanting your toast uncut. And really, just use your words. Please don't cut my toast. What is a scallop? Chocolate cake lady at least *asked* and learned something.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

"It's a very simple logic," she adds. "I believe in trusting doctors, not know-it-alls."

Listening to him talk about Twilight is one of my favorite things.

I'm glad his last name is Hunnam because that's similar to the noise I make when I see him.

I read that as "The Candida".

I handled her many moons ago. She doesn't talk to me on account of I beat her ass with a purse.

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.