Is it me or does he look like one of those stress dolls where when you squeeze it, the ears and eyes pop out?

My cousin saw blood once and fainted, we should ban all surgeries.

Once, in the '90's, I took acid with some friends while walking around Manhattan. It took a long time to come on, so long that we assumed we'd been given some fake tabs.

My Grandmother took all of her engagement rings (four!) and had all the stones reset in one huge cocktail ring. You can practically see that sucker from outer space.

My go-to was to make him attempt to perform a gender bending Cyndi Lauper. Incidentally, Teddy Ruxpin was the first one to know I was gay.

My brother had a stuffed monster that he was terrified of as a 4 year old, but also didn't necessarily want to trash so my parents sent it to live in Belgium with my Grandparents. They would let him know how it was doing every so often until he was old enough to handle him.

It is strange that you say that. I was coming here to post that my little brother had one and loved it. Then, for some reason, our babysitter thought showing a 5-year-old and 7-year-old Child's Play was a great idea. It didn't bother me, but it really scared my little brother. He ripped the jaw off of his Teddy…

My brother and I made an evil tape to play in my nephew's Ruxpin. "Daniel. Pinch your sister. Pinch her."

We used to do that with motley crew tapes sadly his mouth never matched up to vince neils

I had a Teddy Ruxpin that I adored. One day its bottom mouth fell off, revealing this exposed metal jaw thing. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, haunts my dreams like memories of Teddy's slow, warped voice playing with only the eyes and top mouth piece moving.

#TeamRuxpin

I've heard you could play any cassette tapes in a Teddy Ruxpin. Like, you could stick a death metal cassette in him and he'd rock out. Is there anything to that rumor? I've never even seen a Teddy Ruxpin in person.

My Teddy Ruxpin at one point got stuck on a loop and would continue to talk long after me turning it off. I removed the batteries and it kept going. I hid it under a blanket in my closet and could hear it in the middle of the night. I finally snuck it out to the trash in hopes that my parents wouldn't find it and know…

Despite how much you beg him not to.

I had regular playdates with one girl in possession of a Teddy Ruxpin. Our favorite thing to do was load him with non-approved cassette tapes. Watching his creepy slow blinking while mouthing the words to George Michael's "Father Figure" was quite a singular experience.

I just did a google image search on moissanite and my head nearly exploded. I think I am part magpie - I just love sparkly things!

I told my man to buy me a second hand ring, better for his wallet (so subsequently, better for my honeymoon) and better for the children in the Congo who would otherwise be digging my new diamond up instead of going to school. Priorities ladies, I has them.

Moissanite all the way. Man-made, ethical, super sparkly, long lasting, and match every outfit. ;) When I showed him the price difference between a diamond ring and a moissanite one of the same size and quality, he was like, "Uh, hell yea, I can get behind this idea."

He cheated on me for 4 years, and owed me money after I bailed him out of jail for shoplifting (HE WAS 26!)