Ok one thing I really will never ever understand, is that people feel the need to biologically reproduce to such a large extent they would freaking ask someone to have major surgery on THEIR behalf, then go through the same surgery themselves, and all the after care etc.etc.etc. ADOPT people, freaking ADOPT. Not to…

I don't know exactly why but this bothers me... At some point you just have to let mother nature win.

A male bisexual with two dicks? That like, at least, qualifies as a new mythical creature. We need to give him a name - like a centaur or something. Dicktaur?

I totally agree. I would be in big trouble in the dating world. I don't and won't shave. I trim it short, but other than that, I'm good. I am also comfortable with being 40 pounds or so overweight. I've lost 80 pounds, and being this weight makes me feel like a goddess. I also don't often wear make up and sport a…

One machine to find the shiny, one machine to catch them, one machine to name the 'mon and to the trainer bind them.

I was thinking how many times I've made that face trying to get into a dress or a pair of jeans at a clothing store. I mean, it's 40% off and the last one in blue. Fuuuuuuck.

Is there a matching ruin-your-chance-at-a-normal-life-by-tying-your-parent-to-your-sexual-desires present for moms to give their little Prince? Some kind of schmaltzy embroidered slut-repeller?

I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.

I appreciate them taking a stand not just for love but for MARRIAGE, which should be the right of every human being. They're risking a lot, and I hope they know they are supported by many, many people.

Re: your friend's mom: I get so mad when people say that stupid shit, because it's just not true. It is entirely possible to be a Christian and be open about it and not be persecuted ... It's called NOT BEING A DICK. sheesh.

Is it weird that, when I meet people, I don't think about or imagine them having sex?

Dear people who hate gay people because they find butt sex squicky -

Damn. Wish you.lived in my neighbourhood. I just found the most adorable orange tabby cat. She is so tiny and sweet. She LOVES heater vents. She sits on them all damn day. And she does a little dance for me in the mornings.

There's a great organization in Philly called City Kitties that actively goes out to rescue strays in West Philadelphia and also organizes fosters for their strays while they get them well. They also had a Grump Cat "look-similar" recently. Here's Green Bean.

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

Seriously. I would become a Professional Angora Brusher in a fucking heartbeat.

I think I would freak out with happiness if I saw the untouched version on a magazine cover. Oh my god, she has actual thighs under that skirt and is not just a dress form with a face stuck on top! She has a shadow under her eye (which I think looks good on her) because that face is a human face!

Yup. Longer necks. Why be a mere lady when you could be a giraffe muttation.

I think she looks better unphotoshopped. You know, looking like an actual human being.

We had that, it was MadTV. Which I generally thought was great, skewed a bit younger in its jokes than SNL, but very funny. But younger audiences aren't usually home watching TV on Saturday night and that hurt it from the beginning.