In the interest of fairness there were 10,000 times more Minecraft ripoffs on the Xbox Live Indies thing than “smut”. A few gems could be found but not many. Shoot 1up had the sexy lady part covered, but was probably better than 80% of the stuff on regular Xbox Live Arcade. It also had those dead killer whales on the…

I started at 4 but a little later than you did with a NES in 1988. That was a good christmas.

Yeah, about the same for me. I think I was 4- so I got my 2600 around 82. The game crash was great when you were a young kid. I’d have $5 from my grandparents and I could buy a game with it. My next system was the NES when I was in second grade.

I started playing games when i was 4 so that would be 1983, atari 2600 and then not long after that got a Spectrum 48k, and basically been playing games ever since 

I mean. It’s not a contest. Two things can be terrible at the same time. Michael Jackson was a victim and an abuser. He’s not the “real” victim in all this. He’s one victim who abused a separate population of victims.

But you’re getting at something that I’m not seeing in the broader discussion of Me Too, perhaps…

I’ve never read anything more true on my life than the last 3 paragraphs. Good job on reviewing the unreviewable game Tim. It's the best one I've seen for it. 

Solution: play Paladins. It’s like Overwatch, but with several option to customize your character’s playstyle to your liking, along with items that you buy while in a match to give your champ further offensive or defensive capabilities. This sounds right up your alley when it comes to control, Cecilia.

This is why I dont ever feel eSports will ever fully take off. People who enjoy video games inherently love playing many different games. Interest wanes. The type of player that sticks with a single game for years and years is very small group.

finally writing my first reply on kotaku after years and years of reading , mainly because this is my situation right now , i loved the game and everything about it , played it countless hours on ps4 and bought it on pc after that , i think that for a full year it was the only disc on my ps4 , only took it off for…

What a time to be alive.

We always want the bad thing not to be our fault. What’s the first thing people ask when they hear someone has lung cancer? “Did s/he smoke?” And if the answer is yes, you can think, OK, I don’t smoke so lung cancer isn’t in my future - when of course we know that non-smokers can get lung cancer. After Sandy Hook, I…

His later unconfirmed statement:

It’s fragile enough, with a high replacement cost. It’s also much bigger. I let my 4 year old play the Switch docked. I will NOT let him play handheld away from our couch. Only recently have I started letting my 8 year old start playing more in handheld mode, but he’s often just as happy playing some random game on…

It’s just too bad that these games never actually deliver on any sort of meaningful deep story or characters, it’s always just goofy over the top anachronistic action set to the backdrop of a serious issue.

I want this one to be different but I highly doubt it will be.

Wow, it’s like I kicked a rotten log and a bunch of revolting grubs fell out to whine and writhe in sympathy and hurt feelings on behalf of this no-count creep. I love the dismiss button, it’s like a can of Raid spray. Fuck all of you apologists for this multi-faceted criminal. Dismissed.

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

I am Reefguy007 from Reddit, one of the two creators. I just wanted to say thank you Mike for sharing our creation on Kotaku, it means A LOT!

I was just surprised that Mario’s nipples didn’t have accompanying mustaches