No wonder he walks that way...

Siriano is awesome ‘cause being inclusive isn’t new for him (and so probably not just a marketing stint); even back on PR he was one of the extremely few designers who really embraced the real people challenges and the people he was dressing for those challenges.

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

Id toss in 20 bucks for that! Come on Trump, do it! We all know you're broke and need the money.

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

Absofuckinglutely, eagle eye

All I can say is I like Scott over all of those pillowy TPs. It lasts about 2x longer, even if you pull more because it’s thinner, and it’s more precise, like a laser. Very versatile and inexpensive. Scott!

All I can say is I like Scott over all of those pillowy TPs. It lasts about 2x longer, even if you pull more because…

I think you just described Joe Biden.

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

I have a mental list I refer to as “The Aerosmith All-Stars”, which is full of all those musical acts who, by managing to survive their youth, lived long enough to become awful. The aforementioned Aerosmith, Rod Stewart, Elton John; sure, on a basic human level, I’m glad they had the opportunity to have long lives and…

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

I haven’t changed my mind about Bob Dylan. Nasal voices are nails on a blackboard, essentially, and he doubles down on it, so it’s all of the nopes for me.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.