That would require actually having friends.

Four years ago my wife and I literally ran into him in a movie theatre in Calgary and he was very friendly and engaging. He made my wife drum with him on a coffee shop table before he would give her an autograph, and wouldn’t sign until she got the beat right.

yes, when I see the caliber of my local TSA agents, my homeland security fears are assuaged.

Or they can stop hiring people who can’t get jobs as greeters at Walmart.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

More adorable lederhosen.

I’ve committed to going “full” Dame Judi Dench when I’m sixty. Silver pixie, perfect makeup and flattering sheaths and tunics. I will now add a tattoo to that list.

Yeah, that’s what’s so eye roll-inducing to me. The kids, the head wrap, all the beaded necklaces, the captions about finding beauty in simple things (they DO have mirrors in Africa, Debra)... it’s all very self-congratulatory and poverty-tourist-y.

I have no problem with people—white or otherwise—doing work like this. What I do hate (and something I saw a lot when I lived in Cape Town for 5 months) is when people take pictures with children and then post them on the internet. I only shared images of kids whose names I knew and who I actually developed…

This makes me inordinately happy. Now I can watch Forensic Files without running the risk of hearing her schreechifying in a promo.

I’m completely serious when I say that I would rock that.

But sometimes cats are the ones initiating the sexy times.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

He is emphatically unfunny and while I also doubt he wrote this tweet it’s in line with his particular brand of bad comedy.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

You know I'm right.

i rest my case.

I had no idea “criminal obstruction of breathing” is a thing. I would think that obstructing someone’s breathing on purpose would be attempted murder or something.