Must we? Well, I got the memo too late, and I’m already thoroughly impressed.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

Looking at her Facebook, she was fully indoctrinated in the ol’ God, Gunz n’ Glory ideology that’s prevalent among the growing crop of white reactionary Southern murderers.

That support group would quickly devolve into surfing Craigslist and making bad group decisions.

I have literally never seen a picture of these two together although that could be due to the fact that Nicolas Cage is the worst and I tend to avoid anything to do with him. But still, this is a surprise.

Dude.

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

Nicolas Cage was married?

Is it just me, or is he trying to put the viewer in the position of a child predator?

These pups like the way you think.

Stopped making sense.

Well, the inside of my car is always spotless, but being a black car, the outside is always dirty. Perpetually dirty. Like within an hour of washing it. Don’t buy a black car.

This is business.

You know that feeling of the first shower back at home after camping? Convey that in an ad, and I will buy the soap. Otherwise, I will stick to the stuff that I have never seen advertised but I buy because it doesn't test on animals or have overpowering smells.

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

This is the best thing Jezebel has ever posted.

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?