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Yeah, way to protect and serve the community.

I recently received a text from my dead brother’s girlfriend. I still think of Dana as Junior’s girlfriend even

they’re such sweet, nice people

A fat joke. How truly novel

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

not even worth it

wow. Over a fender bender. Guns make all situations more dangerous. Sad.

FIVE TIPS THAT YOULL NEVER REMEMBER IN A KNIFE ATTACK

Now playing

Also: Fantasia, J. Hud and LaToya singing together was so beautiful and cut way too short.

Oh wow, I didn't think of that. I thought he was a pedophile!

Oh look, Ladies and Gents. It's That Guy!

I mean, Carter was born in Tampa. It’s always Florida. Always!

“I’m too gorgeous to be cast” said no actual actress/model, ever.

“I’m too intelligent for you guys” said no actually smart person, ever.

I thought of Dr. Seuss:

... I admit I skimmed the body of the main letter and mostly skipped to the PS.

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

So... her refrigerator is running?