Basically the only thing I understand about the Reality TV side is Judge Judy and she’s LOSING????? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Why are there 10 seasons of this?

the true winner here is me, who depressingly refreshes jezebel all day waiting to vote on this shit. and by winner, i mean loser.

I like how the website says “drag liner across the lash line” as if thats nothing.

That is basically true of every car out there for the last few decades.

I doubt he’d divorce her, he’d just hire a young, nubile family helper and install her alongside Michelle, who would be retired for all but public appearances.

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING

It’s a real shame that they aren’t the rolling Masterpieces they used to be.

Birth control should be fucking free, period.

It’s so so so much worse if you watch the clip of him saying it. The Indian wells douche, I mean. Grinning, confident that the things he’s saying are correct and funny, it’s so smarmy and gross and 100000x worse than just reading it.

how do they even walk with those things hanging down there? he’s the real hero.

In all fairness Hasselhoff is also a big deal in Europe.

Pretty rich to blame women’s behaviour on “hormones” when testosterone has been fucking everything up for millenia.

Can we be real and tell him straight up that Venus and Serena are probably 10x more recognizable than any male tennis player? Because seriously, I know who Nadal is, but I wouldn’t know a dude tennis player on the street. I doubt many others would either.

This is probably the most controversial thing Christopher Reeve said:

but travel’s great as long as you’re going first class. I mean, traveling to New Zealand in economy, it sucks. Especially if you’re over six feet. But first class? I’m not going to ever pretend to be coy about that. I love it.”

RIGHT?! I’M PREGNANT AND EVEN I’M LIKE PUT ANOTHER IN THEREEEEE

NNNNYYYOOOOOPPPFFF...

Ughhhh the stance.......