Omg. I want to be at your house right meow.

wow, I really try hard to avoid judging people by their personal appearance (being the bearer of a tragic level of resting bitchface myself), but I’ve never seen a picture of Carly Fiorina where she looks anything but disgusted and/or holding back a sneer.

I’d photoshop Miley’s face on, but I have no skills :(.

This is a life lived right.

Will dogs do? (not “dog doo”)

- Still doing the tongue thing? K.

This woman sounds insufferable but I’m having a blast reading all the comments!

Amazing, you’ve performed the first step of Kundalini meditation successfully! Keep it up!

#liveyourbestlife

MAIL KIMP.

HELP MY EYES ROLLED SO FAR BACK IN MY HEAD THAT THEY WONT COME BACK WHAT DO I DO

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

Four: Hangover-sufferers and junkies.

Paris Hilton?!?!?! And......stop.

A comedian once said only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors:

Yes. Here he is with her:

you’re right; I don’t know who this “Trumo” fellow is, but he’s got to be better than either of those two

That look says, “What hath my loins wrought upon the Earth? Forgive me..."