Dear Tesla,

I always liked them as a snack to eat while trick or treating.

That was an amazingly long-winded and much winding route to a final point that really has no foundation in reality.

Domestic violence charges should be brought by the state so that a woman like this one doesn’t have to be put in the position of pressing charges or not pressing charges.

I don’t have a penis so I don’t know how that would feel. Would that be comfy? Like a little metal hug? Is anyone willing to try one out?

About to make Italian Orzo Spinach soup. I can’t believe how much my 10-year-old vegetarian likes it. And the creamy avocado pasta (sort of alfredo-ish without all that fat) I made earlier in the week was a big hit, too, so yay.

White is the easiest color to take care of and hides imperfections well.

As a former “fresh off the boat” immigrant (what people have called me and my family) I completely believe the nytimes article. You want to meet people who exploit immigrants? Look at their closest community first and foremost. Talk about brutal. This is one area where I think that the “evil white man” is only one of…

This conversation needs kittens and puppies.

she is practically perfect in every way, just like Mary Poppins

Lady reporters should have the same access to the team as their male counterparts.

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

You watched this with your grands? You are my hero.