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On my planet that is known as “swimming”.

Did you see her video Walk of No Shame?

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

Whoa!

You can always just replace the gaskets.

Spill it!

I was walking up the hill I lived on in Honolulu. I kept feeling this weird tickling sensation around my knee—I was wearing bluejeans. I kept kind of scratching at it, figuring it was a loose thread or something with my pants. Finally I just stopped on the sidewalk, reached up my pants leg to see what I could find,

Not me, but my sister was eating a can of soup and she was eating the rice at the bottom and looking at the can, and then she realized there wasn't supposed to be rice in the soup. On closer inspection, it was maggots. The worst part was that she said she thoroughly enjoyed them.

I was hoping she would go as a more fucked-up looking Donald Rump.

No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

His brother had the same bullshit attitude towards people as well. And he was elected to 2 terms. I don’t think that this statement will make or break anything. He’s got a silver spoon in his mouth. The fact that he pulled it out of his ass beforehand means nothing.

“traditional wooden long-tail boats”

A man in a uniform always makes my mouth water and by mouth I mean my privates.

“Michelle and Ryan’s nups, which took place on a remote island in Thailand that could only be accessed by “traditional wooden long-tail boats,” had everything: escort cards calligraphed atop “foraged river rocks,” hand-dyed silk flags for no reason, food poisoning, bridesmaids that knew how to sing, and macaque

this thread is now about wood in cars

Here’s a real quote from Travolta on his love of the ladies: “I love everything about women, their weird hairless jawlines, their weird soft chests parts and their vaginas; all the parts of the vagina, the outer parts, and the stuff that’s like inside or something. I am genuinely so aroused by women, like real arousal

He can’t get enough of the ladies, amirite?

Yeah but John Travolta (whom I love btw, for various reasons) kisses ALL the ladies. Just so that we know how much he LOVES the ladies. In a SEXUAL way.

Apple Cider Cupcakes.

You had me at “dirty sandbox”.