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You:

hey, NBC:

Dollars to donuts, those aren’t local residents.

Oh man, watching that guy put up his hair is weirdly sexy.

I give you the dog bun.

That would be very useful for driving in the HOV lane at night, pretending to be a motorcycle.

The Mirua would clearly run away in a competition of tip-up headlights. Fortunately, this one is about pop-up headlights in order to keep things interesting.

not my creation

I’d say they are. equally racist.

“My dad wrote a letter and paid [the crew that built it] $3 to put it in the capsule,” one local Bay City resident told MLive. “I asked him what he put in it, but he said, ‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”

womp womp

Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

Perhaps she thought they had a closer relationship and was excited to share her news. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The English smile like they’re getting tased in the anus.

Winter is 9 months of the year here.

WINTER IS THE WORST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?