Alright, Google Autofill, now we're talking brass tacks

Oh man, I suggested I'd allow a hypothetical kid walk to school (literally across the street) and my SIL and BIL looked like I suggested I'd turn them into a child soldier.

Glass houses, motherfucker.

i unloaded everything i knew about the situation at poppet yesterday. i literally helped her parent. basically you're welcome poppet.

Where's adultosaur? How is she handling the news about Zayn??

This man has aggressively poor judgement.

The AK-47 was on Oprah's Favorite Things list last year, along with a ginger body scrub and a fleece robe.

Side note: Your screen name is awesome. Best ever.

Is anyone else wondering how bad that person's back hurt? Shit, I must be getting old. I'll see myself out.

It's baby Knox! Dogs on Vine bring me life. :)

this video needs to be longer than 9 seconds.

Super-affected gym-rat lady: Do you ever straighten your hair?

I'M SO POOR I CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE

I just felt- vindicated?- in my life choices thus far and especially OK with my uncertainty about so many things. Even though what they go through is definitely hyperbolized, I'm like: Could I be more Abby most of the time? Probably not.

I tell people my dog died. It makes them feel like shit. I started this a few years ago and it brings me great joy!

I joined this site just so I could like Ari's reply.

I love your take on this! I always get a little eye-rolly when people say stuff like, "When you know, you know!" about getting married to someone they just met. Nope...when you're lucky, you're lucky!

Anecdote!

That is interesting. I studied evolutionary biology and I don't think we've evolved to eat processed foods either, but these guys who think that there was some ideal "natural" state of society and a diet to match are straight-up delusional.