don't go getting all math-y on us:)

I almost never wear makeup. Too cheap and too lazy.

me, too.

I heart Wisconsin Death Trip—film and book—and you, too, for referencing it.

I love how gentle your explanation is. Maybe I just love you?

Yes. That's a way to get ignored as a customer.

well, I probably "expect" sex more than he does, but I'm greedy and a bit self-centered at times, while he's not.

this makes me laugh now. At not-quite 20, I would have been even more devastated.

Yeah . . . I'm all for people figuring out what works for them, and open works for some people, monogamy works for others.

just my twenties?

I am going to restrain myself from making some kind of Howard Hughes, peeing-in-a-jar and saving fingernails joke.

Even "Fleek! A mouse!"?

my partner and I have a few chores that aren't "owned" by any one person, and I'll admit, the phrase, "I'll give you a beej if you mow the lawn" has crossed my lips more than once.

I once had a traumatic exchange with a Sarah Lawrence girl (or rather, she dissed me), who I met at a party of a mutual friend in the Village. Said Sarah Lawrence girl to me, upon sensing, somehow, that I could not possibly be from a big East Coast city: "you're from boring-state-X? How quaint," and then she walked…

what do you think will be in the profile?

Why do I think he'll be using this photo on his E-harmony profile?

It's not the fabric, it's the rococo pockets:)

I refuse to believe that a well-hung man would actually wear jeans with such pockets.

I didn't know this was a thing.

Hopefully you didn't say, "this is not my beautiful wife"