I always try to imagine what behavior would prompt this threat (and presumed response). Tailgating?

"like your vagina is on fire" = "like your vagina's on fire"

I know I'm old, but when did apostrophes become obsolete?

did you see the z-cup lady last week?

I guess my black toenail polish would eliminate me from the group. Oh, and the ability to think about something else besides my appearance.

Well, this is the first time I've read a reference to The Tenant of Wildfell Hall on Jezebel.

I suggest starting with something easy like The Jane Austen Book Club (2007) or Becoming Jane (2007, Anne Hathaway, Jame McAvoy), before moving on to the 2008 miniseries, Lost in Austen with Jemima Rooper and Elliot Cowan. Then you can dive into the 2005 Keira Sedgwick/Matthew Macfayden film, followed by the 1940…

me, too. Reduction was the best thing I've ever done for my health and sanity.

holy crap. As someone who once had 3-pound breasts that have now been surgically reduced—thank you Dr. genius who sculpted a nice set of new, smaller breasts for me and ended years of back, neck, and shoulder pain—I cannot imagine how hard it must be to walk around with such large ta-tas.

cartilage. It can be broken. Google "penile fracture" and get really, really sad.

Lange made more, er "interesting" film choices than Streep:)

Lange was: in Frances, a great film about Frances Farmer; in the remake of The Postman Always Rings Twice, with Jack Nicholson; as the personification of death in All that Jazz; as the love interest in Tootsie, playing vs. Dustin Hoffman; in Country, Far North, Crimes of the Heart, the wife in the remake of Cape Fear…

Yeah, it's just male talent that garners white men more directing jobs. I mean, it's not like the Hardwicke-directed Twilight made any money before they handed the sequel off to an inexperienced dude, right?

maybe get a chorewars account? http://www.chorewars.com/index.php

and baby doll merkins, at that.

you and about 60% of women out there. PIV doesn't do it for lots of women. Rejoice that oral works for you and use the "ladies first"/oral etiquette rule, then some PIV.

I totally agree with you.

besides an emmy, Andre Braughter deserves the lead in a big film (bigger than his role in Get on the Bus). He is such a good actor. I even watched Men of a Certain Age just to see Braugher. And I didn't really enjoy the Ray Romano mugging.

Here is my present to you: the short that was developed into the longer film. It's less scary (actually, I'd say it's kind of sweet and charming):

true. Hachi is devastating.