Yes, I should clarify that being fine is a relative thing. Since I was expecting news of her being found dead somewhere, hearing she’s with family instead cheered me up but she'll certainly need a lot of help.

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead. 

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Oh, so the catsuit isn’t feminine enough? How bout a motherfucking BLACK SWAN TUTU??? SAY I’M NOT FEMININE AGAIN!

Svetlana Khorkina is going to cite this comment as proof that American women are massive dopers that the USADA covers for, and that Putin and the Russian authorities have never done anything wrong.

Serena needs to go and beat every opponent this season in the tutu. Then as soon as she finishes the last game she needs to do a press conference and make a statement.  She needs to say “I’m starting my own league and it is going to focus on the sport not on a tennis themed beauty contest which is what the French Open…

I have to give Jenna Lyons some credit for J. Crew going into the toilet as well. 

Pretty sure VS stopped selling clothes two years ago.

We are mere ribspawn.

Wait. If a woman's only job is to give birth to baby boys, then how would the world repopulate itself after the regular handmaids die off? Guy needs to learn sex ed. 

All extreme religious orthodoxy; the “holier”, the more misogynistic and homophobic. ALL OF THEM.

He was diagnosed with a 0% chance of surviving his brain cancer, and he didn’t resign because he knew he might linger long enough that he’d be replaced by an appointed Senator rather than an elected one.  If he’d resigned a few months ago, Arizona would be holding an election to fill his seat.  John McCain decided…

But rrpete, she was rich and his wife had been crippled in a car accident! What was he supposed to do?

“Way too old for me.”

Oh yeah, that’s right.

Let’s not forget “Swift Boat” either.

I think that's a requirement in the family values party.

That moment is going to get blasted around a lot today. But here is the thing to remember. Trump shit all over him for being a POW, then McCain voted in line with what Trump wanted 80% of the time. I get the idea that 80% is better than 100% but it’s still shitty and spineless.

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