What the fuck kind of shitty law school lets you write papers like this? [Answer: Catholic University.] I was a public policy student taking cross-listed courses in the law school, and I would’ve gotten a D at best with this shit. I’m not sure my undergraduate university would’ve accepted it. This is high school…

I don’t think you mourning your pet infringes on the reproductive rights of half of our population, is the difference.

Old line, prompted originally in response to Rick Santorum if I recall correctly: They want small government, so small in fits inside a uterus.

If a woman needs to defend so fiercely the ‘one thing they can call their own—their body,’ then they shouldn’t be so careless with it as to have sex when they are not ready to be pregnant.

Ask any of the female deans or professors at our school how much abortion was a factor in their success as a female professional. Ask them if having a child spelled mental and financial ruin. I sort of doubt that abortion was a key step on their path to success.

“I sort of doubt that abortion was a key step on their path to success.”

Dollars to donuts, the fellow student kept the essay half for the horrifyingly appalling, yet completely unsurprising, Holocaust comparisons and half for the tragicomically terrible writing. That’s super embarrassing.

Well I need to go order a new desk from smashing my entire body through this one.

Wait, what? The fuck did I just read? 

Yet another punchable face. I bet that woman who made the mistake of fucking him is so glad she did not have a baby by him. 

Yep, Republicans just want to get that dang gubmint’ outta peoples lives.

Actually the worst traffic jam I’ve ever avoided:

It would also be nonsense, so that’s another reason...

I sort of see the point that you’re trying to make, but saying that she should up her game is a little bananas, for we have literally never seen a gymnast that is as good as she is.

At this point, D is to go forwards at idle speeds and R is to go backwards at full speed.

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

Best female athlete in history? I think there’s a case to be made for Simone Biles.

Simone Biles is so incredible, every time she performs I just want to watch her routines over, and over, and over again, because I know I missed a hundred tiny amazing unbelievable things she did. She’s superwoman. It’s unbelievable. We’re so lucky we get to see her in her prime.

Every generation of sports fans (and I’m not going to fall into quicksand with a Messi v Ronaldo debate here) gets spoiled by a very few stars that are worth the price of admission/time of watching them perform live. If I had to pick one, from the current crop (including LeBron, Trout, Federer, Williams, and maybe a…