“Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick. The thought of her sticking her tongue down that filthy hatch. I might as well go watch Hostel. Smelly ass, ick. I LOATHE that guy.”

“I mean the odo said 156,163, but I got on the phone with the guy and was able to talk him down to 147,382!  I gave him my social and mother’s maiden and we sealed the deal then and there!”

For Sale: Great Car. Only $15,995!*

“A private dick, hired by Bezos, a public dick”

Take what projection this might entail, but this just seems to be a vague extension of the Cool Girl ethos weaponized for consumerism. I’m buying pricey cosmetics and eating ice cream - money, makeup, and treats, watch me indulge! I imagine a lot of perfectly made up instagrams of women holding ice cream that is never…

It’s just a nicer way to describe someone so that they’re not defined by their housing situation. We don’t call Americans who live in mansions “mansion people.” They’re people who live in mansions.

I know this dude from living in his district; I even knew him when he was a teenager already dreaming of a dynastic political career, all greedy-eyed ambition with no regard for civic duty. He’s an utterly charmless, excruciatingly arrogant, douchebag. Absolutely NO charisma and deeply stupid in every way possible. I…

He’s smiling & frowning at the same time. Amazing. 

They periodically pick up the parts that fall off, and staple them together to make a new Hapsburg. The spares get elected by the GOP with surprising frequency, in my opinion.

Like they say, the only good thing about dementia is you get to meet new people every day.

Reminds me of the the Monty Python skit where everyone is “Bruce”

Stevfefe

*molotov

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

R is for Race mode, but it makes a terrible noise when I do that on the highway so I don’t do it much anymore.

It’s in the state of Minneapolis, which I believe is in East Virginia.

The literal white fragility of your comment...

Decent guess, but no, English was her first language. She was just a bit of an airhead. She was hilarious though, I ended up driving with her two more times, and each was an adventure - the second time a crazy bum tried to open my (locked) door, and the third time there was another student in the car who laughed like…

This jets too fast,

Do NOT do a image search for "Bear Hustler"