Lana is a literal godess who Nicki, Taylor, Beyonce, Rihanna, and Katy should fall down and worship. She makes better pop music than everyone Jezebel hypes (and everyone Jezebel hates). We are not worthy of her.

She is pissy as hell and just impossible. I couldn’t even get through it, her combative personality and reasonless, endless fury with the interviewer were so grating. My hat’s off to Hillary for her patience.

She literally posted a video online of her showing the anal beads and anal sex toys Eddie Winslow (er, whatever his real name is) left at her house when he dipped. The overtones are SUPER homophobic and sloppy.

Does that public misinterpretation upset you?

The issue is that she’s pretty full of it. She embraced the name Superhead and didn’t stop trying to be a notable figure in the hip hop world. She embraced being a sex worker and all the rumors about her are that she still is. Now her PR people are pushing a new image, and this interview reads like the questions were…

I’ve had what I’ll just refer to delicately as “more than my fair share” of men and I can say unequivocally that more of them have been bad/meh at it than truly good. I’ve gone over grocery lists in my head, checked my nails behind his neck, all kinds of foolishness, but I’ve gotta hand it to you boys: The good ones…

so true. they want you to be innately good at fucking. they don’t want to walk you through it, and they don’t want you to show them how to do anything either because they think THEY are innately good at it. wtf. sex education in the US needs to be actual EDUCATION about SEXIN

Men are never happy. They want a woman who is good at sex but don’t want you to practice.

Fuck you all. I’m going watch the shit out of this while eating ice cream.

Brie-eating subway hero

ok fuck this noise i’m seeing this in the theaters.

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Needs more guns.

You are apparently a troll because you offered up an opinion outside of Gawker Groupthink. Pinko Commie Bastard Trolly Troll! Your thoughts are less valid then the omniscient commenters that hate you! I’m sticking my tongue out and plugging my ears now.

Actually, I find being tidy leaves me room to do other things, not the opposite. I may have a few busy weeks, and can’t clean my place. But doing so takes less than an hour because there’s very little to clean in the first place. If you take the time to spot clean, find a place for everything, and regularly purge,…

You match your underwear to your outfit? My coworker does that —as in green dress, green panties (for some reason she told me this....we talk about crazy stuff)

This is an intriguing statement. *raises brow*

Funny you should mention. I got rid of ALL my crappy tupperware, GLAD plastic shit from the grocery stores, other people’s leftover food storage containers, and bought glass containers that can go in the fridge and then into the microwave. Some can even go into the regular oven, though I rarely do that. But having…

Getting rid of stuff feels therapeutic to me and always has. Creating empty spaces in my life leaves room for good things to enter, and taking a trash bag full of junk to the curb feels like I’m throwing out negativity. Hate all you want, but I love this shit.