Also my boyfriend makes this obnoxious lip-smacking noise when he talks about food and it makes me want to clock him in the head. He is trying to curb this habit, though.

Also, people who say "ex cetera."

When people say hysterical when they mean hilarious. Oh really? Spaghetti Cat has a psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor, and visceral functions?

Not sure if anyone posted this yet, but:

@sarah.not.palin.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: This made me laugh out loud.

I can't believe this case is still going on. This happened five years ago!

@BeckySharper: Yeah, good point. My entire job is on my computer, except when I'm in meetings.

"Only one in five of the women said she wished she could spend more time with her significant other than her computer."

@MegSpencer: I had forgotten about it until now. Why do Sadie's posts always bring out the crazies?

@hatepaperdoll: But they were so good at their instruments!

I was always under the impression that Sid didn't actually know he had killed Nancy. I thought he woke up the next morning with no recollection of the evening.

My boyfriend is being Slash for Halloween. I, however, will not be dressed as one of these ladies but instead as Axl Rose.

@maemae: My boyfriend and I just watched last night's SNL and I was struck by how much less attractive Palin looked after replacing Tina Fey onstage. I think Palin is very pretty, but she's got nothing on Tina.

I have been up since 5:45 working on my novel. I woke up having a panic attack and instead of trying to calm down and go back to sleep I got up and started writing. Yay productivity!

@LoveNoelG: Here is how I read Korto's comment: She is making clothing that will flatter body types not typically seen on runways. She says she's fighting for "the real women, women with curves, women that don't look like Heidi Klum." Nowhere does she say real women = women with curves and women with curves only. If…

@JessicaLovejoy is voting for Kodos: Yes. How much fun are they having?

@mydogatemyhomework: WOW. That is really close to Kenley's dress.

@PilgrimSoul: I agree with you. Kenley is immature. She also has a major persecution complex.

Actually, I want to learn to sew. Maybe I will take a class from Kenley. I'm not even kidding. Her clothing was beautifully tailored the other night.

@zendonut: Men who were afraid of women gaining equal rights, and women who were afraid of losing the affections of said men. They are the ones who originated this idea.