Is that Wilson Cruz, a.k.a. Ricky from My So-Called Life? I can at least feel good that he's getting work. He was just on that show where Zack Morris is a public defender with bad hair, too.

@SarahMC: We are being Axl Rose (me) and Slash (him). I can't wait. I was Axl a few years ago and it was my favorite thing ever, even though a lot of people thought I was Kid Rock or (WTF?) Sheryl Crow.

@BeckySharper: Yeah, I am thinking I don't really like this lady.

@Ambre: This is pretty undeniably racist: "If so, it would totally be in keeping with her personality as a self-loathing sadist who is against everyone she perceives as weak & like herself."

@KillMeNow: Beautiful.

@Flackette reminds everyone to Vote!: Oh God, this reminds me of a horrible story. When my dad was growing up, his family was close with a family down the block. The dad threw his daughter a huge, lavish wedding (like, completely insane; I want to say there was a Ferris Wheel at the reception). He had also helped the…

@bandit a la mode: Yeah, I'm still stuck on that part of the story.

@PilgrimSoul: I am in unrequited love with your cat.

The worstie's follow-up comment was almost a bestie for its unintentional hilarity: "Who is ascribing anything BAD to NAs?? NOT me." Riiiiiiiiiight.

If my boyfriend and I break up, I get to keep the cat. However, that is too sad for me to think about at this point, especially because Oliver (cat) is so close with Joe (boyfriend who pretends cat is mine but snuggles him all the time).

@LottieLocks: Our on-campus medical center wouldn't even fill your prescription for BC unless you had a note from your doctor saying it was for medical reasons, not to prevent pregnancy. I doubt they would prescribe it to anyone under any circumstances.

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't have some hormonal BC horror story. I've been on the same pill (Microgestin Fe 1.5/30) for the past eight years with minimal problems. I gained about a cup size, but had no other weight gain, I've never gotten pregnant, and I've never had any bad side effects. My period comes…

@CreoleSugar: No way! I BAWL at Ghost. It's so cheesy, but I love it.

Columbus was a total maverick*.

@KittenFluff: And what I meant in my first comment was, yes people have a right to be happy after a divorce, but Ryan Philippe's behavior kind of precipitated said divorce.

@katekate is squared: No, you're right. Actually he'd be the bigger whore, since he was the one with a commitment to another person. I don't agree with the worstie's word choice, but I understood where the sentiment was coming from at least.

I thought Reese and Ryan broke up in part because he was cheating on her with Abbie, though.

@bluebears: On Tumblr it means you see their posts on your dashboard when you log in. Here on Jez it is basically just how you show appreciation for someone's comments — I think you can also see a list of your friends' comments from your profile page. Also if you get a certain number of followers (I think it's 40 at…

Rachel Kramer Bussel followed me on Tumblr. It is, like, the highest honor I've ever received.

@Pheromonal: I liked Atoosa back when she was just a contributor/ lower-level ed. Once she starting running the show she seemed to turn into a different person. (Disclaimer: I don't her and am basing this impression on articles I remember reading where she talked about growing up as an ugly duckling and what she was…