I hate to say this, but I am not surprised that it sounds like she left of her own accord. The Post, citing police sources, reported over the weekend that Hannah had disappeared for three days last year. The important message for her to receive at this point is that it's OK to come back. She needs to know that her…

@theruraljuror: Mine look exactly the same as before!

@gherkinfiend: Well Posh has a kid names Brooklyn, right?

For a boy, I like John with the nickname Jack. For girls I like Irish names, but I doubt my boyfriend will agree to any of them if we end up having kids. He's Italian, so that opens up Italian names as well, but I feel like if our kid is going to have an Italian last name the Irish heritage needs to be in there…

@aabbbiee: AAAH! I can't wait to tell my mom that... She is a hospital pharmacist and there were twins born at her hospital named Heaven and Neveah. She said she wished they went with Heaven and Helen. I didn't realize Neveah was a trend.

@BlondeGrlz: Is it cool if I send my boss a link to this comment when she asks what I did all day? Nothing is funnier to me than terrible child names.

That's just how his face looks.

@stud*femme: You have to click over to the person's profile page — there will be a note at the top that says [MajorJerkface]'s ability to comment is not enabled (or similar).

@i_believe_in_peace_bitch: I think the baking and crafting would actually be in keeping with her rep, since she used to write for Bust. Those Bust women are very crafty.

@JessicaLovejoy: Heart of Dykeness: I hope that is written into the vows!

@BeckySharper: I agree with you. There was a worstie recently that I felt was correct in its criticism of the post, but the commenter was banned on account of it. Her tone wasn't great, but she was (I felt rightfully) irritated, and the next comment she made was, from what I remember, a less angry explanation of the…

Uh, lady? This just makes you look like a crazy person. The best revenge is living well. Generally, there's less jail time associated with it, too.

Was that an intentional nip-slip?

@LaFemme: I feel sorry for her, too, not least of all because she is married to the type of man who calls his wife a cunt.

@hortense: The more I think about it, the more I think Wiig is the better choice to play Palin. Fey looks like her (the similar glasses help) but Wiig is better at playing characters — Fey is hilarious but generally plays a version of herself.

@hortense: This is beautiful. Well played, my umbrella-holding friend.

@Triphena: He identifies his prey by their purity rings.

NO to Dunst playing Eva Cassidy. Just NO.

@KittenFluff: Her outlook: also beautiful.

@sarah.not.palin.of.a.lesser.god: I second that. Her clothing is beautiful, but out of my price range.