@GoodBadNotEvil: Maybe I'd feel differently about this if I were extremely wealthy, but to spend that much money on a home when so many people are struggling to EAT just seems wasteful. If celebrities consumed less and pooled a small percentage of their net worth, we could solve the hunger crisis.

@rednrowdy: I love old pictures of Barbi — she was so pretty, in such a different way from Hef's current girlfriends.

This is so embarrassing, but a friend sent me that GND link and I actually feel kind of, like, concerned for Holly or something. I am choosing to believe this isn't true until I see it on the cover of People or something. Hef seems to have a good thing going with the current trio and it would be stupid to mess it up.

@minesbigger: I think it said 17-stone. Which is like 238 pounds. Another way the Mail is trying to undermine the victim.

@gherkinfiend: Hooray! Maybe next we can talk about how totally hilarious woman-on-man domestic violence is! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Check out the tone here, too: "For the record, his pyjamas, later produced in court, were light blue and 'silky'. He also claimed to have been wearing some kind of Mormon chastity belt underneath. Alas, to no avail."

@NatalyaPetrovna: @BabyJane: I agree.

@NatalyaPetrovna: Jinx. I, too, noticed that the Mail IDed the victim.

@KittenFluff: Also WTF with the scare quotes around rape, Daily Mail? If someone straps you to a bed and forces you to have sex against your will, that's not "rape," it's rape.

I feel so sorry for this poor man.

@Charlotte Corday: Wow. Just wow. I don't know if I can even speak intelligently about this matter anymore, as I am completely furious.

@RollsRoyceRevenge: That last example has nothing to do with bisexuality. (Not that I think you are claiming it does.) Child molesters who are straight often molest children of the same sex.

@Pleasure: I'm sorry for what happened to you and I hope the support group is helping. I understand what you mean about wishing you were attracted to women. I have thought about the issue a lot and I think that, aside from the obvious part of having sex with women rather than men, being a lesbian offers the…

This makes me think of the awesome and hilarious Jim Gaffigan's take on bottled water:

I work at a major performing arts nonprofit in NYC and work closely with two awesome, badass women (one is my boss) who, yes, sometimes get angry when people do stupid shit (or, worse yet, don't do what they're supposed). You can bet people talk about them, but it's like Tina Fey says, "Bitches get shit done." And you…

@hortense: Me, too. Not just you!

I saw her speak at a luncheon during college. She wore leather pants and looked AWESOME, not to mention how incredible it was to be in the same room with her and hear her speak.

@NOLA girl: I recommend either embarrassingly dorky nametags, which is what we've had at the last couple of NYC meetups, or letting the hostess or bartender know that if anyone is looking for the Jezebel group, you'll be sitting over at [location in bar].

I once applied to be Daniela Corte's assistant. They responded positively to my cover letter, then never called me for an interview. I did not realize she made $98(!) hospital gowns. Better buy that shit in black!

@LBB: Ooh, I Googled and it looks good! I want to read them.