This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Man, I thought it was just BYU who did this bullshit

They gave SMU the death penalty for a lot less than the crap Baylor’s been doing.

I live in a rural area. Finding any Pokémon to begin with is a chore.

LOL, I’m sorry for the people who are upset about my actions. I was a very unwoke seven year old! The conservative kid gave us shit for being poor in turn. It was good-natured, bipartisan schoolyard fun.

No. It was Ralph Nader supporters and their “There is no difference between Bush and Gore!!” whining that pushed the election to Bush.

You laugh, but I just translated it. It says:

This is always a problem at baseball games for some reason. Oh braves and Marlins are playing better get my Cubs hat and jersey. No you annoying douche stay home.

Yes.

What and be late, like a sucker?!

Running to the defense of Tom Brady doesn’t count.

You know what, I take it back. As many as six NFL teams could play away games at this stadium each season.

I had this on my wall in 7th & 8th grade

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

Nah, not dumber than Santiago Casilla’s balk-off:

Irony is accurately pointing out that something is incoherent while also managing to be incoherent. Well done.

This is a huge free agent signing, I can’t wait to read Zach Lowe’s analysis.

Looks like Corpus Christi got nailed.

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

You mean I just got the WHOOOOOSHHH treatment?! Aw, FML.