Now, THIS is a type of message you save the comic sans font for!

Extras made me like everyone more, except Gervais.

Even more ridiculous that Gammons would be nominated for worst tweet when that was obviously the best tweet of the year.

Do we also replace “fainted” with “came in your pants” and “procedure” with “sex”?

These are all worthy contenders, as are the others mentioned in various comments below. But really, they all pale in comparison to the true winner:

Wasn’t the ass eating at a Lions game?

The best part of this award is that no matter who gets it, it will undoubtedly be posthumous.

exactly. I want to see a skit where an ESPN talking head talks about a person (a woman?) who leaves a job for a pay raise, etc. I can see hilarious moments like how leaving makes her a whore and how she shows no loyalty to the company who was under paying her. Probably would be even funnier if it was a pro athlete…

He safe’s us all

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Perhaps their rejection of Dodger Dogs as delicious stems from a childhood marred by well-intentioned adults putting ketchup on their kids’ first Dodger Dog.

We’re around. We just have very little to discuss.

“A dozen 15 year old kids in the background experiencing wardrobe malfunctions” was ironically a Subway/NFL ad campaign that Goodell vetoed.

True...the Lakers still have more money to offer

“Played”

The CFL’s official wrapup story describes it as Canadianly as they can:

NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS

Maybe you shouldn't be here...