The 0.02% belongs to people who were in France watching the match but unintentionally left their TVs on and tuned to Law & Order: Fisheries Crime Taskforce.

If that’s not the mission statement of this very site, I can’t think of a better one.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

*citation needed*

The state flag at the Legislative Plaza in Nashville is at half mast today.

Ya, but he'll no doubt live out the rest of his days in an evidence locker.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Probably got hooked on something else in the bag. Let’s assume one of the guns is a Glock, with no hammer and a super easy trigger pull. Now let’s assume the other gun is something with a hammer, or an AR with a front post sight. I could easily see that post/hammer/other sticky-outy thing catching on the trigger of…

“Was I totally misinformed about this” yes.

I know that! But it was a good joke. So I’m sticking with it.

We don’t want to play with England.

In Icelandic fashion, Lionel Jorgeson.

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

W2 soon

It was Jozy Altidore-esque.

Chris, you could have made that kick.

Their only hope of making it past the group stage is to get annexed by Germany again.

Stay on the easy bracket? And dishonor their Viking ancestors feasting and battling in the halls of Valhalla? This is peasant speech. In the hearts of every Englishman and Frenchman beats the ancient fear of longships spotted on the horizon, coming their way.

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

sweet! This is particularly gratifying for me, having been a die hard Iceland fan ever since I read your article on them last week!