You put a lot of time into this comment, and I respect that

“Come for the sensual, slow examination of these two women. Stay for the fucking!” —high minded film critic

Won’t he PLEASE think of the human experience? As it relates to hot, young jiggling asses?

‘Blue is the Warmest Color’ showed some true filmmaking craft and empathy. It also made the biggest blunder I can recall in recent memory. The film is a sensual and slow examination of these two women, down to how they eat, flirt, and discover each other. So when it comes time for our main character Adele’s first…

Like, how can you be so down on the human experience, A.A. Dowd? Do you even remember how to make love? Maybe Kechiche just had something to say in words that can’t be contained within the soulful bounds of like, grammatical expression? Maybe we are heading towards the end of everything! Did you consider? Did you even…

À la recherche de gros culs.

Whoa! I haven’t seen this photo in a long time! It’s working on me like Proust’s madeleine!

Are you sure Brett Ratner didn’t produce the movie?

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Thor is the god of thunder, not lightning. And not hammers, either.

I feel somehow like “not doing what you’re capable of so your friend’s feelings don’t get tweaked” recursively would re-make you not worthy. Interestingly they do seem to have a similar attitude as I do to what exactly it is that makes Thor (and not others) worthy that Cap might not have all the time (I once called it…

I interpret the slight movement as Mjolnir saying “This one’s worthy! Wait...not quite. Not now, but someday, in a moment of need when it will be really cool.”

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

I’m inclined to think that he felt it move when he tugged, and then decided he wasn’t worthy by himself. That’s just how I read the scene, though.

But hey: Did you know that Steve could have picked up that ol’ hammer any dang time he wanted to, from Age Of Ultron up to its destruction in Ragnarok?

Whoa dude - you need to calm down. It’s clear that he doesn’t know how to manage this relationship and that’s precisely why he wrote the letter. You don’t need to be an asshole and call him out for asking an advice column... for advice. It’s clear he doesn’t know how to handle his situation - so back the fuck off and…

Bringing us neatly to a Paint Your Wagon number.

If this show doesn’t end with polyamory I will be genuinely stunned and I never thought I would say that about a network television program.

It’s a pretty great cap to her character arc. All those years resenting Josh for treading water and now she’s grown up a ton, made friends, and with somebody she’s excited to propose to. Can’t wait to see it.

We have found peak Valencia, and it is her sheer delight at realizing that she can, in fact, control her wedding proposal. She just has to be the one to make it.