My father was a 24 year veteran of the Army during the WWII and Korea. As a kid I thought it was patriotism and he told me later when I was in my teens he joined because it was one of the only places a black man in the 1940's could get fair treatment and make a career. He wasn’t about to die for his country, he was…

Affirmed.

Thanks so much Yesha. I should have just googled it but my mind hysterically went to laughing at Un creating a new insult- to protect my sanity from the truth in that letter. This is just mind-boggling. I’m reading through it thinking how rational and elegantly worded...then oh right, they’re gonna bomb us. Fuck.…

Jesus Christ. I’m not a dude nor am I am one of those 53% of white women and I just....I’m sorry. I just want to apologize all over the place for the Beckys and the Chads getting out of fucking control.

After a shitty day, seeing this angry little person take a ball to the face makes me smile.

My wife took a foul ball to the face in an unfortunate co-showering incident.

We’ve always been “good”. You guys can be “the great ones”. We only have one “great one”.

When they pay her they have to leave the building to get to the ATM.

“I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

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I’d like a team in Seattle, and I’d probably go to a game or two. But like you, I’d hate it to come at the expense of a city that truly loves their team, and all to profit Canadian billionaires who can’t ever be happy with what they have. Any city that elects a mayor who is happy to publicly tell Bettman to go fuck…

That line they’re feeding you about major concerts not coming to town because the arena’s too old is as much a steaming load as their claimed financial benefits. Chicago’s “old” arena, the Allstate Arena, built in 1980, still gets loads of top-tier concerts and every single WWE televised event that comes to town.

I only have gone to games in Calgary and Vancouver, but the Saddledome game experience is so vastly superior to Rogers Center. People there actually give a shit, tickets are relatively cheap, it’s not like Van where the whole arena is full of people given free company tickets and damn near silent for 90% of the game.…

I tend to think you’re right, but it seems like the whole state of California is pretty much over the NFL. The college teams seem to still have some energy behind them, but I think a lot of the overall issues of the NFL (and I’m not talking about national anthem protests) has most of the pro fanbase in the entire…

Seems dumb for a stadium named “Levi’s” not to have a section 501.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Are you ready for BOCEPHUS? Have you accepted our lord JESUS?

All you need is a ziplock bag and some chocolate syrup in your back pocket. Just slap the bag, yell, “Oh God!” and run out. Nobody will ever bring it up.