All you need is a ziplock bag and some chocolate syrup in your back pocket. Just slap the bag, yell, “Oh God!” and run out. Nobody will ever bring it up.
TakeYourWeddingCar2TheLiquorStore
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She’s playing poker and you’re playing Uno, bro. Visit the Y.
Hate to be that guy.. but Darwin works.
Her hair looks like a hurricane.
She’s the scariest Who down in Whoville.
Team Mayweather doesn’t pay taxes.
As a Canadian, I wholly support this comment.
Like 98 percent of black people, I am not a Donald Trump fan and wish he had never been elected. I think we should…
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I see you shiver with antici
Nationalized health insurance =/= non profit drug companies.
Fucking moron.
I dunno, he’s probably making every dime the Secret Service makes as he charged/charges them rent. The government pays Trump to protect him.
The Maxwell House shifter bushing is probably the greatest thing I will read today.
Hey, Putin just saved up 500+ salaries from the US Embassy
But that guy said “don’t Judge”, so he’s obviously not a Yankees fan.
Tebow?
as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.
What about the non white, white supremacists?