People forget that “brotherly love” usually ends with one brother crying and the other one trying to shut him up to not get in trouble.

You are the living embodiment of the “white moderate” stumbling block in MLK’s famous Birmingham Prison letter.

Once they’ve launched their new vertical Cumpete

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

I’d chip in a bit for the statue of William Tecumseh Sherman. But only if the quote comes from the man his father named him after.

My grandmother confronted a Skin head in the 90s. I was a kid and (then) mortified that my 5 foot nothing, red headed gram (Irish Catholic) told off a stranger minding his own business. (we’re Canadian). He got in her face and swore at her but she didn’t back down. He threatened to cut her. She laughed at him. I…

FRIDAY SAMER: “Barstool Stars”

And free counseling... Even though he did the right thing I would imagine that it was still very traumatic.

Let the kid go and give him a medal.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

This is probably Mike Matheny’s fault.

Missing. Please help.

By week 4 they’ll be singing:

Thank you for this article, Patrick. As a former lifelong Chargers fan (fuck LA), I don’t think LT got as much recognition as he deserved and would have gotten on another team as a “once in a decade(s)” talent that was squandered by a shit-ass franchise.Any opportunity to showcase what a talented and great person LT…

This is a whole lot of words that give a whole bunch of irrelevant explanations. It’s not the salary cap, and it’s not the injury risk, it’s that the NFL union has done a far worse job over the decades than their counterparts in other sports. Nothing whatsoever prohibits a market where all NFL contracts are guaranteed…

How the F is 315ft shorter than 302ft? If Cain’s 302ft dong <chortle> is the “shortest since 2015", that would mean the dong launched in 2015 was shorter, no?

Oh yes we do, it’s just that you need a license, there’s a registry, and you cannot open/conceal carry. There’s also limitations on what kind of gun you can own, like semi-auto and such. Seems to work quite well.

The original comment was it sucks to be part of a losing organization, and my argument is that he chose to be part of this organization so that’s on him. I never said the Lions aren’t at fault here. They could’ve put a better team together but have shit management/ownership (which everyone knows!) so they didn’t, and…

Honda has sold almost 40,000 Ridgelines in the U.S.,

How terrifying for that man, living in Maine as an immigrant