At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

They tried to overhaul Pentagon accounting when $1 trillion went unaccounted for in an audit. Since then $8.5 trillion in Pentagon appropriations have remained unaudited.

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

Bullshit. He didn’t motion that it was a ground rule double, when you want to do that, you raise both hands over your head. He is an idiot for not throwing the ball back in, but the runners and third base coach were idiots for not advancing farther on the play.

3,000 miles away, yet still the closest he’s come to a champion sheep.

“This is hardly the first time that a Colts’ bolt in the night has hurt their fans.”

Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.

“Your punishment is to go to the store and get me some doritos. And cheesies. And those...whaddycallem...fuzzy peaches. Yeah.”

So this isn’t my parent, it’s my great grandmother and I wasn’t there, it was my aunt. But I still love this story. So my Nana (as I called her) died just last year at 96 and she was a very outspoken and firery woman. After her health started declining, my aunts and uncles and 2nd cousins all took turns driving her to…

I gave Skrillex a real chance, not wanting to be dismissive of new ideas in music. After careful consideration, I firmly believe he creates the sounds of two epileptic Decepticons raping a Chrysler plant, but not in the good way like you want.

Follow up questions:
“Which one of you is dip and which is shit?”
“Are you on that molly? Do you know Wes Welker personally?”
“Your glasses....Fuck you.”
“Diplo, your shittiness managed to make MIA look like a decent human being by comparison...”
“Skrill person, you’re horrible.”

*Douche blackhole opens up and consumes the…

You’d be mad too if you were a man named Susan.

For the sake of our country, I’m glad our naval forces have modernized since then.

“The News has filed a pair of FOIL requests for those police logs...”

Obviously, suspending a manager for a game and a relief pitcher for three is (money aside) meaningless. But as much as various Royals deserve suspension, how can MLB punish them now when MLB’s on-field representative didn’t do so at the time? That clown of an ump is the one who really deserves to be benched for a few…

The greatest songwriting team in the history of music is Bob Dylan and whoever brought Bob Dylan his cigarettes/speed/weed/220-221 whatever it takes.

Pretty sure his childhood hero was Julk Jogan.

NHL fans, please welcome your Saskatoon Spitfires!!!

It combines class winning and leading, you know, technology and stuff. With vibrations powered by Hitachi.

How to solve poverty in three steps or less: