Which is what we Canadians call a “Saskatchewan Roughrider”. See you soon, Vince.

Were his last words “Candy-o-gram!” ?

Katy Perry “knows a guy” and he “made the problem go away”.

Well done. This should be linked from every news release that references a cap hit from a player who has been traded.

2008 infiniti ex35. One morning I try to leave for work and the thing won’t go into gear. I turn it off, reseat the shifter, check that the steering wheel is not locked and try to start it. Every warning light comes on and it doesn’t start. I google the issue and, I shit you not, the solution I find is to disconnect…

“I am proud to announce I’m donating one million dollars to CPS for arts and original programming,” said Chance to a swelling of gasps and applause. “This donation was made possible by my fans,” he said, citing ticket sales as the main resource from which he was able to pool the money, and he went on to thank Live…

In Mother Russia, chair breaks YOU!

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do...

tl;dr

O.co 2.0

So you’ve determined that they are soccer players?

Troll, Tide.

THIS. Best parents EVER.

Pour some sugar on me, +1

This. I cannot understand why it is suddenly okay to hold 5-year-old children without a guardian, deny a breast cancer patient her meds or keep a woman and two children locked up for 20 hours without food or drink. Prisons don’t do that to actual inmates!

Aunt Jemima was at his “little breakfast”.

Scroou, not hump. (source: I AM Canadian)

He DIED playing hockey. So, YEAH.

I had Perry the Platypus ranked 11th...

+1, well done! Spit-take-worthy...