Scroou, not hump. (source: I AM Canadian)

He DIED playing hockey. So, YEAH.

I had Perry the Platypus ranked 11th...

+1, well done! Spit-take-worthy...

Haha! Came here to ask how Andrew Ridgeley felt about being left out of the obit. Not disappointed.

Well done. +1 from the Chefs!

HUNTER PENCE TAKES EVERYTHING HIS COACH SAYS LITERALLY

How about grilled cheese?

He’s Buffer than he looks.

Two - you forgot Chad Kroeger from Nickelback (Pennyback in USD$)

Came here to add this. No question, out of the dozen or so I have owned since college, this is the best.

Came here to add this. No question, out of the dozen or so I have owned since college, this is the best.

look everyone a louisiana athlete is making a terrible archetype for all others

London Bridges failing Browns, failing Browns...

Other sports-city politicians take note: http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/01/12/cal…

Wow, way better than what happens when you miss a crucial field goal in Canada... http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/K…

“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole case of Four Loko in my belly”

I hear his brother has never been arrested... #notallBlackmon

I am also Canadian (born and raised) and wonder - If you live in a shoes-on house, do you put your shoes on when you get dressed in the morning, even if you are not leaving the house?

I have heard from more than one ex-player that anything reported as food-related is actually sex-related. I recall hearing of another player who hurt himself “picking up a cracker”. Its like admitting it was a silly injury to the media and fans, but bragging to other players at the same time.