It’s a metaphor for how we’re all lost in the goddamn woods right now.

I mean, using the White House budget to do Christmas decor, how on earth do you get that wrong?

It’s actually kinda nice when it’s lit up:

If the purpose of art is to exist, then these reactions to this art is its purpose.

When the hallway starts repeating infinitely, turn around and go back the way you came. A new door will appear that leads into the Oval Office. Save your game and enter to trigger the final battle with President Pyramid Head.

“the holidays are upon us!!” sounds very appropriately ominous in the context of that picture.

Did she bring back Stanley Kubrick to set design the Shining as a Christmas scene?

The women of the family still think the style of the late 80's is current. It looks like she’s going to walk outside, stroke the muzzle of white a horse, then turn to the camera and expressionlessly say “Obsession: by Calvin Kline.”

Santa comes down the chimney, turns the corner, beholds the corridor, drops his bag, and pulls off his gloves. He reaches up, grabs the sides of his head burring his hands in his curly white hair, and screams. Screams! He falls to his knees trembling and shrieking in terror.

Christmas decorations so white.

This is a great win for the War on Christmas.

“Deck The Halls” is real creepy when played in a minor key.

Holy Crap, I though someone had photoshopped Samara from The Ring into that first picture and I thought someone added an ominous dark sky in that second picture but nope. That’s how they are. That’s supposed to be festive. Happiness is dead. This is our life now.

Don’t know if anybody else said this but I would say the fascist take over seems to be moving right along.

The new Ring movie looks a lot scarier than I’d heard.

Norad’s Blair Witch tracker is already up and running, kids!

FLOTUS is laboring under the impression that white = haute decor.

Melania...it’s the NIGHT before Christmas, not the NIGHTMARE before Christmas. Get it right.

“Ah, honey? I know I said I’d let you take care of the decorating, and you’ve done a heck of a job, beautiful job, nice, tasteful. I just ... Melania, is there anything you want to talk to me about? Anything on your mind?”

The Presidency is an amazing piece of performance art.