Hey, that’s the same woman who was selling unfuckability to Neil Patrick Harris. She must be stopped.

OK, you asked for it: well, there’s Yovani Gallardo, Micah Owings, Jason Marquis, Mike Leake, & more. But on top of all that, the .090/.130 batting average number doesn’t mean much when you consider that pitchers don’t get a lot of plate appearances, since A) they bat 9th, B) they are frequently called on to sacrifice…

I’m gonna just leave this right here.

When is an eternal flame not eternal? When they turn it off for Chargers games.

I want people to miss this fight. May 2nd, Mayweather-Pacquiao — tune out. Don’t be there.

Katie Couric needs to explain herself. Or at least attempt to.

And for a brief, shining moment, Queens Park Raisins fans could feel a little less shriveled.

Quasi-epilogue: Pete Reiser went on to be named the 1959 Minor League Manager of the Year by The Sporting News. He was a coach for Walter Alston's LA Dodgers from 1960-64. He suffered a heart attack in 1965 which caused him to step down as manager of the AAA Spokane Indians; he was replaced, as he had been years…

What is it with conservative men and cigars?

After absorbing the despicable banana insult from the Feyenoord fans, it must've felt good for Gervinho to score what proved to be the winner: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2i7b6s_…

Informative stuff... but why the pic of Will Ferrell as James Lipton?

Nothing to gif here.

Well, you see, the Qataris bought their World Cup fair and square (or rather, fair and FIFA). And if you move the World Cup to somewhere less horrible, FIFA officials would have to pay all their bribes back to the Qataris, and that money's already gone.

Now that I've heard CR7 sing a few lines, I'm thinking he should have followed his first instinct and sprawled away from the mic upon contact.

I asked Snarls Barkley about the encounter and he told me, "Cam Who-ton? I met a dude wearing sunglasses who did not have treats."

True, that Zorn call fake FG was horrible... but there was a little less at stake in that game.

One can only hope that he media-whores effectively enough to get his medical license revoked real, real soon. Y'all go away now, y'hear?

If you think that seems an unlikely combo get a load of my neighbors's dog, the Saint Bernard/Cocker spaniel.

Who better than the NFL to run a venue filled with tens of thousands of people, a disproportionate number of them drunk, jersey-clad, or both, where serious injuries would take place on the regular? I wouldn't buy a ticket, but I might well watch a live telecast of it and place wagers on certain outcomes.

Zlatan being a dick is so much more fun than Cristiano Ronaldo being a dick. Give Ibra the Dick d'Or.