Quasi-epilogue: Pete Reiser went on to be named the 1959 Minor League Manager of the Year by The Sporting News. He was a coach for Walter Alston's LA Dodgers from 1960-64. He suffered a heart attack in 1965 which caused him to step down as manager of the AAA Spokane Indians; he was replaced, as he had been years…

What is it with conservative men and cigars?

After absorbing the despicable banana insult from the Feyenoord fans, it must've felt good for Gervinho to score what proved to be the winner: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2i7b6s_…

Informative stuff... but why the pic of Will Ferrell as James Lipton?

Nothing to gif here.

Well, you see, the Qataris bought their World Cup fair and square (or rather, fair and FIFA). And if you move the World Cup to somewhere less horrible, FIFA officials would have to pay all their bribes back to the Qataris, and that money's already gone.

Now that I've heard CR7 sing a few lines, I'm thinking he should have followed his first instinct and sprawled away from the mic upon contact.

I asked Snarls Barkley about the encounter and he told me, "Cam Who-ton? I met a dude wearing sunglasses who did not have treats."

True, that Zorn call fake FG was horrible... but there was a little less at stake in that game.

One can only hope that he media-whores effectively enough to get his medical license revoked real, real soon. Y'all go away now, y'hear?

If you think that seems an unlikely combo get a load of my neighbors's dog, the Saint Bernard/Cocker spaniel.

Who better than the NFL to run a venue filled with tens of thousands of people, a disproportionate number of them drunk, jersey-clad, or both, where serious injuries would take place on the regular? I wouldn't buy a ticket, but I might well watch a live telecast of it and place wagers on certain outcomes.

Zlatan being a dick is so much more fun than Cristiano Ronaldo being a dick. Give Ibra the Dick d'Or.

*Sigh* OK, I'll grant you, drinking & driving is bad. It's a hell of a lot more dangerous than smoking weed. But for fuck's sake, did Josh Gordon even so much as commit a crime? Not that criminal statutes are always a fair yardstick (see above, "marijuana"), but unless Gordon got drunk and got behind the wheel again…

Ronaldo hit him in the chin with his left at the same time as he kicked him. And frankly, if I'm Edimar there, I act like I got blown up by a missile too. Because if CR7 does something that deserves a straight red, and the ref doesn't notice it because I'm determined to be the guy who can take a shot , then I'm the…

Slap noise? Please. That shit was foley.

Yeah, he took one in the team.

But... it was only a test!

There's a reason I call my fantasy team the E.J. Junior Sr. Junior High Grumpy Hippos.

"Whatever. The Raiders' days as the suckiest team in the Bay Area are numbered."