Your piece about Serial mirrors your critique thereof. You started off well, and laid a thesis on us:

What the fuck is this guy doing? Trying to light them all on fire?

I think I've been reading too much of the Old Hoss Radbourn twitter feed.

Are we through the looking glass here, people? What happened to football players having enough sense to be embarrassed that they'd been cuckolded?

Betrayed, my ass. The puppy TOLD him he was gonna pee on the carpet.

Say what you want about soccer players, but at least they don't have flop cushioning. There's something especially candy-assed about flopping in full pads and a helmet.

I guess I'm still alone in my opinion that Ray Hudson's and his squealing hyperbole have jumped the shark and flown through a flaming hoop of self-parody.

Twerking? C'mon, Joe, that's not new. When you've got a signature move like the Li'l Rufio, give the fans what they want!

In response, Balotelli has declared that he is starting his own social media site called Instaban.

"Yeah, I heard about this one from my staff. I got to the office this morning and they were like, 'Thanks a bundle for making us have to get our wagons in a circle, jerk.'"

Catching a treat on your forehead and balancing it there ain't dumb! That's Ronaldinho-level skills, my friend.

If Demoff spins this thing any harder Odell Beckham is gonna boot it through the uprights.

"But when I do it, it's cute!"

You left out the word "sexist" before the words "movie quote."

As a GenXer there's a lot in there I can identify with, but there's an overarching truth that is necessarily missing: Gen X is now well old enough to know that nothing useful can come from describing our plight, because nobody's going to give a shit. There was a time when some amount of attention was paid to it, but…

Carmel to Florida? Jeebus. From the sublime to the ridiculous.

Yeah, the bloody effigy is really half-assed racism.

Yeah, that's OK because it's just a "powderpuff" symbolic lynching.

What JVF said. Total embedded video cock-tease. WE WANT MAYHEM VIDEO!