Meh. 'Dou was just half a step late and avoided giving the foul. Otherwise he spikes that shit like a volleyball.

Well done, sir.

Jesus Christ, that finger looks like digital hell.

Good man. I like you, Draper.

Jeremy Guthrie serving up taters, Salvador Perez listlessly legging out ground balls to short... c'mon guys, we've seen you bring it better than that.

It's not mentioned for the first ¾ of the SFGate obit, but Alvin Dark had a .289 career average with over 2,000 hits. Not too fucking shabby.

Garrincha must be Brazilian Portugese for "filthy free kick."

Is it a thing around here? Yeah, it's MY thing! Get your own schtick!

Porous defense or not, hats off to Kay Bailey Hutchinson or whatever he's called for pulling this off. Just about nobody who's not named Zlatan could hit that shot more than 2 times out of 100.

Goddamnit. I've lost a step. I wanted to be the token "awful defense" wet blanket commenter!

Did somebody say "photoshop?" Don't mind if I do!

Psst, Ms. Santana: they're NBA players. They'll be getting blown pretty much at will no matter if they win 4 games or 47 games.

Ah yes, the ol' eephus goal. Fergie Jenkins used to throw one.

Is it just me, or is this BeIN announcer's "goooooooooool" call limp and half-hearted? Dude, if you're gonna do it, at least give it some gusto.

I was gonna say, with that much hang time on the ball from Oyongo, there shoulda been enough defenders on BWP to make him have to call for a fair catch.

Oh and by the way, as if all the above weren't enough: Bumgarner was also the best hitting pitcher in baseball this season (.258, 4 HR, 15 RBI, .755 OPS). http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11…

HEY. I'll have you know, American kids can rub one out in the back seat of any kind of car.

+1 for the chuckle and +1 more for having composed a Swiss Army Knife of a comment, applicable as it is to practically any comment thread anywhere on the internet

*Doffs cap, bows deferentially*

Unsecured waistband = rookie mistake. Every 7th grader who has been (or seen someone) pantsed knows that.