To me this played more like Ordinary Shit Watch This Shark Decide He's Not Hungry. The shark was already veering to the guy's right, and the stiff-arm ends up more like a hand-check. I say he's a publicity-seeker doing something stupid and dangerous so people will think he's a badass. Leave the sharks alone, shithead.

Victorino and Pedroia are on their way to see the Celtics next. If we don't hear any more about it, assume they went unnoticed.

Since the quote is unattributed we can just say the speaker remains Incognito, right?

Unfortunately, this incident can only worsen Hayes's image problem.

Let's not jump to conclusions — the report doesn't actually say he was drinking the water. He may well have only being using it to represent jizz.

Thanks man! I enjoyed both of those. I was definitely in the stands at that '79 ASU vs Stanford game, but I can't claim to have a distinct memory of that game in particular. I absolutely remember that season, though, and so many of those players. I'd forgotten Turk Schonert was still the starter in Elway's freshman…

Oh, interesting stuff. Well, my fault for believing a 'Bama alum who told me the Crimson Tide was a reference to the jubilee. I figured the elephant referred to something in school history. I got a kick out of the thought that maybe it was just the best off-the-rack mascot costume they could find and they figured…

Ahahaha! Nice.

Thanks! *smiley emoticon*

I'm just enjoying the mad scramble this post touched off among Oregon fans/Stanford haters to come up with half-assed "STANFORD" anagrams to post in response.

On a spacewalk? How is fire gonna burn in the vacuum of space... does it? Okay then, go on, Russia — be the Olympics that let the torch go out during the relay. I'll be down here on Earth doing this:

As one who still remembers Katie Couric's Today Show on-camera colonoscopy, I'd say this Lauer/Roker double fingerbanging raises the bar considerably.

Ace Parker. Is that not the most dead-on, quintessentially right name for a 1930s-40s NFL player you ever heard? ACE PARKER! Sounds like a comic book hero. I'm telling ya, back in the day football players had names you could read or hear for the first time and know instantly, "That's a football player." Here's proof: t…

Is rickrolling still a thing? Asking for a friend.

If Gaelic Football ever wants to be better than British football they've gotta stop calling fouls on that kind of incidental contact.

"Man! I'll tell ya, those middle school football players get all the good-lookin' women!"

Of course he gets paid — we, the public, want to see Tiger do shit like this. That's why he's up there: hitting like a Bosphorus.

"Dude was an IDIOT. My jersey's always worth at least a double-team."

Good aggressiveness at the point of attack, but warning track power with the sap (glass doesn't even break w/2 swings). Where's Incognito when you Incog-need him.

I don't get it. Did the mascot fall down because he didn't get any Nikes, because Artis and Carter sold theirs and there weren't enough to go around? Is the Duck injured? If so what's the timetable for his return? And why does the blonde cheerleader get Nikes? It goes without saying that mascots are student-athletes,…