Anyone else get the sense that all Aaron Gordon really wanted to do was come up with a bunch of cool (in his mind; actually lame) NFL team names, and replace the ones he doesn't like? I'm sorry, but all his census number-crunching and demographic analysis does nothing to change the fact that (e.g.) the Austin…

This whole thing is a big misunderstanding. Under Armour delivered bloody flag design jerseys to Northwestern's football team. However, the original order — placed over the phone by an ill-tempered British exchange student involved in intramural sports — was for "bloody flag football jerseys."

I'm thinkin' even an indirect association with the "just following orders" defense ain't gonna shine up Incognito's image too much.

Since Moffitt read the chat with Ricky Williams from earlier today, can anyone blame him for peaceing out?

*Lochte reads Deadspin headline*

If he did make a change? Worst. Decision. Evra.

The elderly? They're the only ones who HAVE been getting to the polls. If the Texans wanted to do some actual good, they'd be driving college students, black and Latino people to the polls.

Dammit, if Chris Farley hadn't fatally wrecked himself the Richie Incognito cold open sketch on next week's SNL could have been fucking legendary.

Wearing gym shorts to a bar = an Incog-no-no

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He's an ink hog? Neato!

I think the word "bullying" may well have been carelessly used in this instance in reporting the story. Of course a little hazing, practical joking, or giving each other a little shit is commonplace. HOWEVER, in any group of teammates/colleagues like this, there is a line you don't cross with that kind of stuff. I…

guys who may have short careers (and likely not much to fall back on education wise)

Let's give Webb full credit here. He didn't just recover the defender's fumble, he caused it. You can see it more clearly in the second video: after he caught the pass and fumbled, Webb gets up and pursues the defender, hits him and rips the ball out, then picks it up and runs it in. Basically, it was a busy play for…

Carl Pelini & DC Pete Rekstis... attended recent social event where pot was used & agreed to resign

His hand position is lacking a little something.

If the Jags had only signed Tebow they wouldn't be having these troublesome entanglements with women or nightclubs.

You don't have to know where San Jose is, you just have to know the way there.

In Lynch's defense, the whole Kenny Mayne piece was tongue-in-cheek. Marshawn totally knows who Beethoven is.