Gah! Sorry... how the hell do you delete your own comment in this newfangled page design?!?

As a Giants fan I was glad he struck out, but I couldn't help feeling bad for the guy. It seemed like such a freak thing — all he did was swing hard and miss (or rather, foul tip it into Posey's glove). It's not like he hit himself with the bat or anything. Hope he's OK.

Van Persie, seconded.

*spit take*

I, too, am going to pull a reverse Bo Jackson and just not do it. I'm sure it's as ghastly as everyone says, and I'll take all of your word for it. I don't need the image in my mind's eye.

One question: who gives a rat's ass? I went off a 10-meter platform when I was nine years old. Damn near anyone can do it.

Heh heh, Shaggy dog posts. Really, Deadspin? You're that hard up for content?

Asked about North Korea's 200,000 political prisoners and and impoverished populace, Rodman said, "Hey look, those people are on the same meal plan as my kids and baby mama. What's wrong with that?"

+1

The Warriors were playing without David Lee, who was serving a 1-game suspension for his role in the other night's shove-fest in Indiana. So that's where an average of 19 pts and 11 boards was missing.

Hey, it's a tough economy. I'd take a PA job. …But I wouldn't take Dan Marino's wang. [rim shot/]

In case anyone 1) is deaf or hearing-impaired, and/or 2) gives a shit, here's a captioned version of the video.

Hey, he didn't lie about anything that everybody else didn't have complete freedom to lie about too.

"Pfft! Marlins. We've been self-dismantling since before they were born." — Mets' front office

The player shouldn't lose his job — it's the owner's fault for not picking up after him! God, I hate people who do that.

+1 Exactly. I was gonna say this just proves that Dutch soccer teams discriminate against bears.

Ahahaha +1

+1

They released it back into the ocean to rejoin the shark community?

Yes. To state the obvious, not every game is a 5-0 victory.